Disclaimer – I did not write this but whoever did is an absolute genius! It’s so funny. It truly broughy sunshine into my day for the moment!
I found it on Facebook last night. If anybody knows who wrote it or where it comes from – please let me know so I can give credit. (You don’t have to be South African to appreciate it – but it helps.)
My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
The Guptas laid off 25 Parliamentarians.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your cheque marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Sandton fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her.
A truckload of South Africans was caught sneaking into Zimbabwe.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally…
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.